• School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
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Thank you Victoria’s Secret for giving me even more confidence about my tatas.    I’m pretty sure your bras are laced with magic.

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Fucking with your curtains wide open in Vegas. Highly recommend it.

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What I learned in Vegas: James Bond has horrible taste in alcohol

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